JoJoCieCie asked:


Can you come up with something funny or clever for a Hallmark Card?
Here’s a few examples:

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON’T SAY

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.

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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Be creative!

MattBreedenNow