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		<title>Is there such thing as &#8216;too much time with the best friend&#8217;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
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E&#8217;ntellignet Thinking asked: I have a best friend, who I really do love. I can tell her anything, and equally she can tell me. We do many things together and have so much fun.
But recently, I&#8217;ve just been noticing the bad things about her personality, like how she sometimes sounds like a &#8216;Hallmark card&#8217; filled [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>E&#8217;ntellignet Thinking</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>I have a best friend, who I really do love. I can tell her anything, and equally she can tell me. We do many things together and have so much fun.</p>
<p>But recently, I&#8217;ve just been noticing the bad things about her personality, like how she sometimes sounds like a &#8216;Hallmark card&#8217; filled with quotes of courage, and how she&#8217;s always late, etc.</p>
<p>Is it because we&#8217;ve spent too much time together, or what? Does this happen to anyone else?<br/><br/><a href='http://golfchippingnet.com'>hallmark cards</a></div>

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		<title>What did you buy your mom for mother&#8217;s day?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
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TLC FO LIFE: SINCE 7/27/92 asked: I bought my mom a 8 piece bath set, perfume, and a hallmark card.Augusta Golf Tickets

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<div><em><strong>TLC FO LIFE: SINCE 7/27/92</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>I bought my mom a 8 piece bath set, perfume, and a hallmark card.<br/><br/><a href='http://augustagolfpackages.com'>Augusta Golf Tickets</a></div>

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		<title>Should i email or write him a letter?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Stronger than yesterday asked: Pretty much, me and my close friend have gone through alot of sh*t through the past year&#8230;we&#8217;ve been friends for a long time yet he&#8217;s liked me, i liked him back this year, we decided not to go out, right after this, someone close to him passed away, then he avoided [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Stronger than yesterday</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>Pretty much, me and my close friend have gone through alot of sh*t through the past year&#8230;we&#8217;ve been friends for a long time yet he&#8217;s liked me, i liked him back this year, we decided not to go out, right after this, someone close to him passed away, then he avoided me&#8230;BLAH BLAH BLAH</p>
<p>soo he&#8217;s not the best when it comes to serious talks and confrontations (shy guy) so i was thinking of writing it out</p>
<p>1. email</p>
<p>2. hallmark card (it gives a personal touch &#8211; he used to love spongebob back in hs)</p>
<p>3. letter w. an &#8220;ice cream&#8221; gift card (LAME! i know but ice cream usually cheers me up and we kinda have an inside joke with it&#8230;)</p>
<p>which one is best? (i mean guys are little boys at heart) :O<br/><br/><a href='http://2012obama.com'>2012 Obam Polls</a></div>

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		<title>A homemade birthday card?</title>
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chickensuit21 asked: Well my friend&#8217;s 18th birthday is tomorrow and i wanted to write her a funny card. By funny I mean like a cheesy poem that you would see on a hallmark card&#8230;any ideas?2012 Obam Polls

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<div><em><strong>chickensuit21</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>Well my friend&#8217;s 18th birthday is tomorrow and i wanted to write her a funny card. By funny I mean like a cheesy poem that you would see on a hallmark card&#8230;any ideas?<br/><br/><a href='http://2012obama.com'>2012 Obam Polls</a></div>

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		<title>Should i email or write him a letter?</title>
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Stronger than yesterday asked: Pretty much, me and my close friend have gone through alot of sh*t through the past year&#8230;we&#8217;ve been friends for a long time yet he&#8217;s liked me, i liked him back this year, we decided not to go out, right after this, someone close to him passed away, then he avoided [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Stronger than yesterday</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>Pretty much, me and my close friend have gone through alot of sh*t through the past year&#8230;we&#8217;ve been friends for a long time yet he&#8217;s liked me, i liked him back this year, we decided not to go out, right after this, someone close to him passed away, then he avoided me&#8230;BLAH BLAH BLAH</p>
<p>soo he&#8217;s not the best when it comes to serious talks and confrontations (shy guy) so i was thinking of writing it out</p>
<p>1. email</p>
<p>2. hallmark card (it gives a personal touch &#8211; he used to love spongebob back in hs)</p>
<p>3. letter w. an &#8220;ice cream&#8221; gift card (LAME! i know but ice cream usually cheers me up and we kinda have an inside joke with it&#8230;)</p>
<p>which one is best? (i mean guys are little boys at heart) :O<br/><br/><a href='http://cnn.com'>CNN</a></div>

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		<title>Grad School application?</title>
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Sarcastibitch asked: I am unsure what to include in my statement of purpose (to describe my reason for pursuing graduate study).  I&#8217;ve tried several drafts and it all just sounds like bad Hallmark card (the children are our future, love of learning, wanting to contribute to society in a meaningful way- blah, blah, blah). [...]]]></description>
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Shawn &#038; nb392348:  I took advice from both answers and it really helped make it tangible, not just a string of cliche&#8217;s- Thank you both!<br/><br/><a href='http://augustagolfpackages.com'>Augusta Golf Packages</a></div>

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		<title>I am dating an oceanographer. Am I out of my depth? I can&#8217;t fathom what she is saying half the time?</title>
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enzyme 305 asked: Politically, we seem to be oceans apart. I don&#8217;t want to make waves, but what will help me to turn the tide in our relationship?  The sands of time seem to be running out. Do you get my drift? Would talking help get her out of her shell. I seem to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gifts for a boyfriend on Valentine&#8217;s day?</title>
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Blue eyed girl asked: If your girlfriend got you these items for Valentine&#8217;s day would you like them or would you just be polite and pretend to like them?
  Godiva chocolate, Hollister cologne, Hallmark card, carnations I bought from my schoool and a burned C.D with songs you know he&#8217;ll like. Thanks&#8230;.Obama News

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  Godiva chocolate, Hollister cologne, Hallmark card, carnations I bought from my schoool and a burned C.D with songs you know he&#8217;ll like. Thanks&#8230;.<br/><br/><a href='http://2012obama.com'>Obama News</a></div>

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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire&#8230;
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
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<p>My tire was thumping.<br />
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Sorry!<br />
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<p>Heard your wife left you,<br />
How upset you must be.<br />
But don&#8217;t fret about it&#8230;<br />
She moved in with me.</p>
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<p>Congratulations on your wedding day!<br />
Too bad no one likes your husband.<br />
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<p>I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.<br />
I never believed in Hell until I met you.</p>
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!<br />
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky &#038; West Virginia)<br />
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.<br />
Did you ever find out who the father was?</p>
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