jmfan#1 asked:


my dad wants to decorate our blue atlas cedar tree in our front yard with christmas bulb ornaments but all he can find are glass ornaments any ideas where he could find cheap ornaments that are not glass?

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kitty asked:


The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store..

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…

(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life..

(Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…

(Inside card) – That you’re not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….

(Inside card) – Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry…

(Inside card) – Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….

(Inside card) – Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…

(Inside card) – Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.

8. We’ve been friends for a very long time…

(Inside card) – What do you say we stop?

9. I’m so miserable without you…

(Inside card) – It’s almost like you’re still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….

(Inside card) – Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…

(Inside card) – I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday…

(Inside card) – So we’re having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

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14. Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…

(Inside card) – What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!…

(Inside card) – Too bad no one likes your husband

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JoJoCieCie asked:


Can you come up with something funny or clever for a Hallmark Card?
Here’s a few examples:

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON’T SAY

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.

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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Be creative!

MattBreedenNow

Gansito Boy To The Rescue! asked:


1] He loves accordian and has one already (Maybe something for his accordian?)
2] I was thinking about getting him the Ali Rap DVD because he loves Ali
3] I already got him one of those Hallmark Cards that sings when you open it.

2012 Obama