jmfan#1 asked: my dad wants to decorate our blue atlas cedar tree in our front yard with christmas bulb ornaments but all he can find are glass ornaments any ideas where he could find cheap ornaments that are not glass?Augusta Golf Tickets
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The Christmas Angel
Second Chance Christmas
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kitty asked: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store..
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life..
(Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I [...]
JoJoCieCie asked: Can you come up with something funny or clever for a Hallmark Card?
Here’s a few examples:
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON’T SAY
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.
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Congratulations on [...]
Gansito Boy To The Rescue! asked: 1] He loves accordian and has one already (Maybe something for his accordian?)
2] I was thinking about getting him the Ali Rap DVD because he loves Ali
3] I already got him one of those Hallmark Cards that sings when you open it.2012 Obama
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British Social Attitudes: The 26th Report [...]
