chickensuit21 asked: Well my friend’s 18th birthday is tomorrow and i wanted to write her a funny card. By funny I mean like a cheesy poem that you would see on a hallmark card…any ideas?2012 Obam Polls

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★livesavers★ asked: I was in hallmark picking out my friends birthday card a while back
and i had some extreme gas and you know how its all quiet in hallmark
well i had to fart real bad and i could no longer hold it so i accidently
farted so i set down the card and walked out [...]