The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store..
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life..
(Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…
(Inside card) – That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
(Inside card) – Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry…
(Inside card) – Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….
(Inside card) – Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) – Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.
8. We’ve been friends for a very long time…
(Inside card) – What do you say we stop?
9. I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) – It’s almost like you’re still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
(Inside card) – Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
(Inside card) – I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday…
(Inside card) – So we’re having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14. Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
(Inside card) – What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!…
(Inside card) – Too bad no one likes your husband
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November 5th, 2009 - 7:14 pm
Augusta Golf Tickets
lol no I haven’t but I want one!
November 8th, 2009 - 3:53 pm
Obama Polls
no doubt about it…i bow to the queen of comedy…and sunshine..that brightens up my day…..seamanab x
November 10th, 2009 - 9:39 am
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You bring sunshine to a rainy day…:)
November 12th, 2009 - 12:15 am
2012 Obama
very funny kitty
November 14th, 2009 - 11:02 pm
Augusta Golf Packages
They are brilliant , loved them thanks
November 17th, 2009 - 5:21 pm
Augusta Golf Tickets
those will make a bundle of money
November 17th, 2009 - 11:23 pm
Obama News
I love these.
When i need a card for someone, I always buy this type of card. They are great!