★livesavers★ asked:
I was in hallmark picking out my friends birthday card a while back
I was in hallmark picking out my friends birthday card a while back
and i had some extreme gas and you know how its all quiet in hallmark
well i had to fart real bad and i could no longer hold it so i accidently
farted so i set down the card and walked out and people were staring
at me all funny.
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November 6th, 2009 - 9:21 pm
Golf Chipping Net
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November 9th, 2009 - 7:38 pm
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November 10th, 2009 - 3:27 pm
MattBreedenNow
Cool story bro.
November 12th, 2009 - 2:09 pm
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November 14th, 2009 - 12:29 pm
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November 17th, 2009 - 3:14 am
Golf Chipping Net
Well on average a person farts about 14 times a day, so if someone tells you they haven’t done it in public then they’re lying. And very uptight.
November 20th, 2009 - 2:21 pm
Golf Advice
I farted in Hallmark too. I was standing next to a woman and her young son, maybe 3 years old. When I farted it was loud. The woman tried to politely ignore it but her son wouldn’t let that happen. He began to ask her, “Mommy, did you do that?” “Mommy, was that you?” She got very embarrassed and the more she tried to quiet him, the more persistent he became. lol I had to try very hard not to burst out laughing.